Yoga Santa Tillandsia – 3" Santas in 4 Yoga Poses with Live Air Plants

There is no dignified way to describe a three-inch porcelain Santa doing a side plank. So let's just say it plainly: these exist, they're funny, and they sell.
 
Each figure is about three inches and holds a live Tillandsia—a small air plant that needs no soil, no pot, and no attention beyond a weekly soak. The poses are what make the set: four recognizable yoga positions, rendered in porcelain on a figure better known for squeezing down chimneys.
 
The four poses:
• Easy Seat — Cross-legged, upright, hands resting. The one that looks like it's actually meditating and not showing off.
• Crescent Lunge — Front knee bent, back leg extended, arms reaching up. Ambitious for someone who spends eleven months a year sitting.
• Cobra, With a Leg Up — Chest lifted, back arched, one leg raised behind. The showiest of the four, and the one that gets the most comments.
• Side Plank — Balanced on one arm, body angled, other arm reaching skyward. Structurally improbable. Somehow still standing. 
Sold individually or as a set of four. The set is the better buy—these read as a group far better than they read alone, and the four poses together tell the joke properly.

Care Instructions:

Bright, indirect light. Near a sunny window but out of harsh direct rays. Direct afternoon sun will scorch the leaves and fade the porcelain over time.
 
Watering—two options:
• Dunk: Hold the Santa and submerge just the plant in room-temperature water for 15–20 minutes every 1–2 weeks. Shake off the excess, set the figure somewhere to drain, and let the plant dry completely—ideally upside down or tilted—before returning it to its spot.
• Mist: A thorough misting 2–3 times per week, with the same rule about drying fully.